TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

pagerunner-j:

silentstephi:

anji-beast:

redonkulousity:

shimmz:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ DG.

wha?

THE UICK O O JUPS OVE THE LY DO

THEQCKBRWFXJVERTHELAZYG>

THE QUIC BROWN FO X JUMPS VER THE AZY COG

(….oops.  Well, close. ;)

THE QUICK BROWN FO JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

…dangit! SO CLOSE. Shift-X must do something somewhere.

There’s nothing nicer…

…than discovering a fun series that’s already got ten books in it. Muahahaha.

(For the record, I’m now reading Nalini Singh’s Psy-Changeling books. The title put me off them initially, but I’m quite enjoying them!)

And please allow me to pimp Vaginal Fantasy too, because it’s ladies who read great books that have romance. And there is wine.

rainsodden:

I suppose when I get annoyed there aren’t enough updates on my Tumblr that means I should follow more…things. You know. Stuff. 

Yes, you should. I’m sure tarysande can help you out. She’s always reblogging interesting things.

pagerunner-j:

All of which is true.
Now if someone could just tell me how to deal with the publishing industry without collapsing in on myself with despair, I’d be a much happier camper.

pagerunner-j:

All of which is true.

Now if someone could just tell me how to deal with the publishing industry without collapsing in on myself with despair, I’d be a much happier camper.

(Source: thisisthestuff732)

Editing.

My process of editing can best be summed up by this: I spent the last hour trying to figure out the best way to express my loathing of (extremely necessary) editing rather than actually beginning said editing itself.

There may’ve been an editorial cartoon involved, too. But I scrapped that when I realized it was a giant sad face.

Things that make me happy: Old Books

(Source: levenrr, via pagerunner-j)

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

“They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

“They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

(via pagerunner-j)

Muahahahaha!
(I feel this really requires a quasi-evil cackle.)

Muahahahaha!

(I feel this really requires a quasi-evil cackle.)

(Source: man-thing)

atheistangel:

Is It Adult Beverage Time Yet?

Oh, I wish that “Adult Beverage” timeslot was a wee bit wider…

atheistangel:

Is It Adult Beverage Time Yet?

Oh, I wish that “Adult Beverage” timeslot was a wee bit wider…

chakwas:


Moon and Cherry blossoms (by peaceful-jp-scenery)

*_*

chakwas:

Moon and Cherry blossoms (by peaceful-jp-scenery)

*_*

(Source: ushii, via tarysande)

About me

Jemma Prophet is a writer living in Seattle, with seemingly boundless capacity for nerdity. She should probably be writing right now.

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